Just realized that if I trace my latest paramour's sexual history back far enough, I could find out when herpes first began. Should I...?


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"I think I would be more interested in getting myself tested first, if I were you."

Relax. I’d never let that guy’s cock near me without a layer of latex between us.”

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[Text] What are you wearing?


progenitorofmurder:

a-day-at-the-circus:

progenitorofmurder:

[text] a bowtie on my dick

She was quiet for a long while, “I just—I wonder if I should even be trying to be in a relationship at all.”

He frowns, “If you want to leave, I won’t stop you.”

"It’s just—you know I’ve been getting nightmares since we got together?" she said, "Always you strangling me or stabbing me or—" she bit her lip, "…other things."

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a-day-at-the-circus:

progenitorofmurder:

"So should I kill him?" he asked as he ate another spoonful of curry and rice.

"I don’t need you defending me," she snapped.

"Fine, can I kill him for fun then?"

"I didn’t even say a word about him and you’re already acting like—like—" she huffed, "Stop being so possessive!"

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((Child Meme: Ask me anything as my child))

Tell a girl that her favorite Disney movie is shit one time, and suddenly you’re Mussolini.

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So my husband is getting out of prison today...


ofcircusilksandtea:

a-day-at-the-circus:

ofcircusilksandtea:

"….I didn’t even know you were married. And what the hell was he doing in prison..?”

"Well, I am. Kinda."

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"As for the whole prison thing, it’s kind of a funny story, actually."

"….’Kinda’..?"

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"Is that so?" She asked skeptically. Oh this was gonna be good, especially after all that hell she’d given Mohinder.

"Do tell."

"Well, I mean, we’ve been separated for something like three decades now. I just never got around to actually divorcing him. You know how much I hate paperwork."

"I might have gotten into a few relationships I regret. But doesn’t everyone?” she began, “It’s just that this is one was especially, ah, short-sighted of me.”

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All night long


thecupcakemedic:

9. Watching a movie

"Oh, we simply must watch Dracula! Bela Lugosi is an absolute dream.

"Guess there are always times when we should embrace our cliches."

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a-day-at-the-circus:

"Drink up then," she said, producing a small glass bottle from her jacket pocket, "I tend to keep the little ones on me when I need a quick way to forget. Easy access and all."

"Hm," Alice quirked a brow at the little vessel, accepting it reluctantly and sniffing at it before pouring a splash into her teacup. "I do hope that this turns out as well as you say it will," She commented, stirring the concoction together with a sugar spoon.

"If not, well, people don’t drink alcohol for the taste anyway," she said, retrieving another bottle for herself, "Cheers!"

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thecupcakemedic:

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"Oh, it hardly matters- so long as it is sweet, and blends well with black tea."

"You ever try white rum? Not exactly sweet, but I could see it blending fine."

"I can’t say that I’ve had many types of alcohol, especially not rum; but I suppose that it wouldn’t hurt to try at least once," She reasoned with a shrug.

"Drink up then," she said, producing a small glass bottle from her jacket pocket, "I tend to keep the little ones on me when I need a quick way to forget. Easy access and all."

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a-day-at-the-circus:

thecupcakemedic:

@a-day-at-the-circus

"Do you know what? I’d rather like for you to spike the tea today. In fact, I might join you in having a proper glass of wine or two. Or three.”

"I’d question the sudden change in mood, but then you might change your mind."

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"Watcha in the mood for?"

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"Oh, it hardly matters- so long as it is sweet, and blends well with black tea."

"You ever try white rum? Not exactly sweet, but I could see it blending fine."

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